Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Fat Pile


So one of the benefits of losing a few lbs. is the new clothes. As most of you know I've lost a fair amount of weight over the past 7 months (65 pounds and counting, please save the biggest loser jokes). This afternoon Tajee and I did a little shopping to update the wardrobe and all I can say is thank you Nordstroms Rack. Normally I would have just gone to regular Nordstroms but I guess hanging with Tim last week caused a little of his, shall we say, frugalness to rub off. Who knew you could get so much clothes at such low prices. I'm officially the cheap version of Lizzy!!

In order to make room for the new clothes Tajee and I went through all my old clothes and threw out everything that doesn't fit anymore. Look at the size of that pile!!! We fondly call it Mount Fatty Fatterson. Next week some fat guy at the Goodwill is going to think he won the lottery.

Also please pay special attention to the Oklahoma Thunder shirt on the top of Mount Fatty Fatterson. JR thought it was funny to give me that shirt for my birthday last year. Real funny Zundel. Now your responsible for making some down on his luck, Good will shopping, fat guy dress like a jacka***. Why do you hate poor and obese so much? You really should work on being a nicer person.